Monthly Archives: October 2010

Help Wanted

C++, Linux, TCP/IP, Java J2EE, Ethernet, sockets, socks, shoes, device drivers, compiler, assembly, HTTP, SSL, protocols like IM and P2P, routing,AS1, AS2,AS3, perl, awk, sed, grep, other scripting tools

If the above mumbo-jumbo means anything to you, you already know more about this job than we do. Please call – but don’t email – our server is down. Continue reading

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bin Laden Sends Cash to Afghanistan Government

Funnywrite has intercepted a top-secret message from Osama bin Laden to his followers: Continue reading

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Getting Lost With My GPS

Feeling kind of invincible, I stop for a cup of coffee before setting out to attend my grandson’s soccer game. I can’t get lost now, because I have a GPS. What a sense of relief it gives you! Continue reading

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Interview With Mayor Of Jerusalem

Ken: Mr. Mayor, I understand you have quite a project going on here. Barkat: That’s right. We are creating a  Bible-themed garden, which will  be a tourist park, adjacent to the City of David.  “This is the most important area … Continue reading

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Chinese Mother Theresa Arrested

Yue Ying, known as the Mother Theresa of China, was arrested today. Ms. Ying is known for her work among the poor in Beijing. According to those acquainted with her, Ms. Ying works tirelessly to feed and clothe the poor, and is one of the most compassionate people in China.
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My Grandmother’s Plunger

We were at the flea market in Grafton, walking amongst rows of stuff all at give away prices.

“Will you look at that? And its only seventy five cents!”

Tasha frowned. “Stephen, that’s just an old rubber plunger.”

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President Obama Declares Peace

In a shocking development, the President of the United States threw away his prepared ‘State Of The Union’ speech and gave the following off-the-cuff address to the nation: Continue reading

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