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God grant me the serenity to accept nothing
The courage to complain about everything
And the wisdom to know that I am always right. Continue reading
In a rare show of bipartisan unity, leaders of the Democratic and Republican parties agreed to make the following pledge to the American people: Continue reading
Vicky Hartzler, the newly-elected representative from Missouri, has a problem. With Tea Party backing, she ran on a campaign of cutting government spending. According to the Environmental Working Group, she and her husband have received more than $770,000 in farm subsidies over the past 15 years. Continue reading
Recently, a reporter for the Financial Times received a lot of criticism for suggesting that some sort of world government is needed to really solve the problem of global climate change. Funnywrite has commissioned one of its reporters to conduct … Continue reading
Funnywrite has intercepted a top-secret message from Osama bin Laden to his followers: Continue reading
Ken: Mr. Mayor, I understand you have quite a project going on here. Barkat: That’s right. We are creating a Bible-themed garden, which will be a tourist park, adjacent to the City of David. “This is the most important area … Continue reading
Yue Ying, known as the Mother Theresa of China, was arrested today. Ms. Ying is known for her work among the poor in Beijing. According to those acquainted with her, Ms. Ying works tirelessly to feed and clothe the poor, and is one of the most compassionate people in China.
In a shocking development, the President of the United States threw away his prepared ‘State Of The Union’ speech and gave the following off-the-cuff address to the nation: Continue reading
Funnywrite has just learned of a top-secret Pentagon project, code named Little Deek. First proposed by scientists Larry Little and John Deek, this is a new project, rivaling the Manhattan Project in scope.
I found Mr. Doe protesting at the border in Arizona, and interviewed him for Funnywrite.
Ken: Good evening, Mr. Doe. Your sign says a lot. “Three Simple Words: We The People”. Gotta keep it simple for those illegals, I guess. Think they can count to three? So what’s your message here? Continue reading